QueerWayLast week Katherine Harris - a Republican Senatorial candidate from Orlando - denounced Sen. Bill Nelson as being Unchristian because he votes contrary to what (Christians) say and believe. The divine Ms. Harris also decided to take a whack at the Consitution's Establishment Clause remarking that the separation of Church and State is a "lie we have been told." Ms. Harris went on to other Christians to get involved in politics to prevent the legislation of sin.
Now perhaps you remember Ms. Harris from another Florida event - the 2000 Presidential election. Our darling Ms. Harris was then Secretary of State charged with overseeing the election recount. Ms. Harris was also in the news for alleging a thwarted attack on a Carmel, Indiana power grid by a man of "Middle Eastern heritage." Unfortunately, the town of Carmel and the House Intelligence Committee steadfastly denied that the alleged event ever took place. Ms. Harris stuck to her story though, stating that she had been given classified information and she could not reveal any further details. Kind of reminds me of the election. She couldn't really say how the votes were counted that made Bush the winner, they just did. I guess she is part of some super secret government voting committee that is so secretive that is she tells us how she counted the votes she would have to kill us.
I think there is one more theory though - God told her Bush won. She didn't even need to do a recount. Yep, this woman is going to make one fine Senator. She can spot an phony Christian at a hundred yards, she knows about imaginary terrorist plots by imaginary Middle Eastern men, and she doesn't have to follow the Constitution because it is a lie. What else could voters ask for? Besides, everyone better get behind Ms. Harris in this election. If not, Katy is going to call up God on her cell and have everyone who didn't vote for her cast into the fiery depths of Hell.
Now perhaps you remember Ms. Harris from another Florida event - the 2000 Presidential election. Our darling Ms. Harris was then Secretary of State charged with overseeing the election recount. Ms. Harris was also in the news for alleging a thwarted attack on a Carmel, Indiana power grid by a man of "Middle Eastern heritage." Unfortunately, the town of Carmel and the House Intelligence Committee steadfastly denied that the alleged event ever took place. Ms. Harris stuck to her story though, stating that she had been given classified information and she could not reveal any further details. Kind of reminds me of the election. She couldn't really say how the votes were counted that made Bush the winner, they just did. I guess she is part of some super secret government voting committee that is so secretive that is she tells us how she counted the votes she would have to kill us.
I think there is one more theory though - God told her Bush won. She didn't even need to do a recount. Yep, this woman is going to make one fine Senator. She can spot an phony Christian at a hundred yards, she knows about imaginary terrorist plots by imaginary Middle Eastern men, and she doesn't have to follow the Constitution because it is a lie. What else could voters ask for? Besides, everyone better get behind Ms. Harris in this election. If not, Katy is going to call up God on her cell and have everyone who didn't vote for her cast into the fiery depths of Hell.
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Captain, give me a call when you read this.
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