Angry Little Queens make me laugh so hard. We've all seen them, but do we understand them? C'mon, you know what I am talking about. These are the hair product laden little lads that literally glide past you in bars, clubs, and other Queeresque places with a look of utter disgust on their faces. Sure they look great in their tight little jeans and sheer t-shirts. Boy, I bet their little sisters are really pissed when they find their favorite clothes missing. But anyway, there they are looking all as hell fantastic...until you reach their tender little faces that are scrunched up into some unrecognizable fit of I don't know what.
I'm not old yet, but I remember 10 years ago when I was the same age as these Angry Little Queens. Oh what a wonderful time it was coming out and meeting guys like myself and well, you get the idea. Some people look back on high school with affection. I would say the same for first coming out. There was a sense of freedom and limitlessness. So what the hell are these Angry Little Queens so angry about?! This should be a time when the world is at their feet and the weight of it is not yet on their shoulders. Instead, they walk around casting glances of death at unsuspecting commoners.
What these little guys don't get is that Angry Little Queens, if not cured, turn into Angry Old Queens. The time to get help is now. There is a basic law of nature that is immutable. People like nice people. There is no escaping this truth. If the Angry Little Queens are expecting to age with friends and to have a content life complete with the ability to get laid on a regular basis, the attitude will have to go. The expiration date on this attitude is about as short as that one guy I met in Boston who didn't have to kneel down to give me, well, more about that later. So here is some free unsolicited advice. Everyone loves a Queen, young or old. Nobody loves an Angry Queen, young or old.
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Angry Little Queens and why they are angry!
Cause they are reina's (queen's) and in modern times that really means nothing but growing old and being lonely. I am 49 years young. I have seen many people in my life from all walks of life. But what angers me most are queens, bitches, guys who are just flat out rude. My x (since we have seperated after 12 years) has been involved in a queenish relationship. The queen is a nasty old thing with a heavy accent too boot! Nothing more annoying than the queen with a Spanish lisp! Any chance the queen gets she will lash out with some rude or belittling comment about one self, so we the people or normal gay life need to always be on guard, raise your shields at all time for there is not telling when the queen will strike! She is sad and although partnered, very lonely as she sits on her throne getting older and lonelier. The queen does not age well, her species accept this fact therefore when young and before creams and lotions are needed, they will take advantage of all their bitchyness as time in their glory years will only show their true self, their human side and therefore are just like the rest of us, except for their frame of thought. Yes my friend the Angry Little Queen becomes a big old fart queen, La Reina de Farts! So hold your head high and thank God or better yet, her royalness that we are the happy go lucky men that WE are.
Peace brother!
mandog
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