It only takes two miracles to make the fast-track to Sainthood! Surely the grosses of Apocalypto serve as one miracle, as the flick should have been shunned like a Raver in a Mennonite village by women, Jews, the entire LGBT community, actual movie lovers, non-torture enthusiasts, etc. Mel's powers are supernatural! Get this man to Opus Dei, and away from my Netflix choices.
---Notorious AR
